Best of the Good Life - Re-Elect Breen 2001
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Warmest Regards, Fellow Vacationers!
Welcome to the web site devoted to the re-election campaign of Thomas Breen, the first President of Merlin's Cove, known in the mainstream media as "The Big Poppa" of Maine Vacations.
News: Breen Wins Major Award
On July 23, 2001, President Breen became the first Merlin's Cove President to win the distinguished Alfred G. Nobel Prize for World Peace. Breen received the award for his strenuous efforts to unite the peoples of Eastern and Western Massachusetts. Michael Kirk, the Communications Director and Campaign 2001 spokesman, said, "This is a very proud day in the history of Merlin's Cove. President Breen has brought peace to Massachusetts just as surely as he has brought prosperity and good times to the Cove." Reached at his home in Amherst, Breen said that "I am humbled to be in the same category with Rigoberta Menchu and that landmines guy. I couldn't have done it without the support of my fellow Merlin's Cove inhabitants."		 Loyalty, Leadership, Courage and Creativity
This artistic depiction of President Breen was made by the grateful children of Madagascar.

Hatfield Smears Continue
Despite his earlier claims about running "a clean campaign for once," convicted shirt befouler and aspiring Rockville resident Marcus Hatfield has once again "gone negative" in a truly sad attempt to instill any interest whatsoever in his flagging campaign. Do not stand for this! Email Hatfield at the address below and let him know that you will not tolerate his "sewer street" tactics! Stick with Tom Breen, the candidate who stands for Loyalty, Leadership, Courage and Creativity!
Shut Up, Hatfield!



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